Dick Cheney in race to find lost Ark of the Covenant

One of the big surprises today was seeing that Dick Cheney has finally embraced the dark side and is openly scheming to take over the world in full view of God and everyone.

Some said that he looked a bit like Ironside today, but to me he's never looked more menacing. Like Ronald Lacey in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Or Dr. Evil. Or Darth Vader with the mask off.

A great visual counterpoint to Barack Obama and the forces of everything that's good and right in the world.