Steven Tyler is not yet dead: press statement

Now that the Aerosmith concert in Winnipeg is canceled forever, it's worth reminding everyone that Steven Tyler is not yet dead.

This is according to TMZ, which received a press statement from Tyler's daughter, Mia, who claims that, despite evidence to the contrary, "THE DEMON OF SCREAMIN IS NOT DEAD."

A classic press statement in the vein of Mike Piazza's "I'm not gay" news conference, and former Virginia Senator William Scott's news conference to declare that "I'm not the dumbest congressman of them all."

Let's just hope that Angus Young doesn't go falling off any stages before Saturday's AC/DC show in Winnipeg, or someone will have to alert that media that he's not dead either.

Thanks to Jason for the link.