"If you get dizzy, close your eyes and sit back. The feeling will pass."
Then again, maybe it won't.
Earlier today, I ran across this poster for an awesome "Dinner & a Movie" cross-promotion concocted in the bowels of Hell and offered up by Chicken Delight and IMAX.
After wolfing down 11 pieces of greasy chicken, fries, gravy (medium!), salad, rolls and a two-litre jug of Coke, who doesn't want to catch a 3D movie at the IMAX, the theatre chain with screens so big, you get a dizziness warning at the beginning of the feature?
You and your date can enjoy this promotion for only $31.95 and - thank the Lord - the offer is available "all day/everyday, no coupon required."
See you there on Thanksgiving!
You could always flip the offer and do the movie, then dinner. That way if you get dizzy and puke, there'll be more room in your stomach for all that greasy goodness.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else (who isn't 400lbs) dip their fried chicken in the gravy to maximize the flavour/caloric intake, or is it just me? Anyone?