Curing Swine Flu can be a snap (crackle, pop)!

Hope you're enjoying your long wait in line for the Swine Flu vaccine, suckas!

Me, I just went to Target in downtown Minneapolis and picked up a box of Kellogg's Cocoa Krispies, which I'm sure will - as promised on the box - provide me with all of the "immunity," "antioxidants," and "nutrients" I need to stop the virus dead in its tracks.

Between that and the "magical, chocolately surprise" promised on the official Cocoa Krispies website, I'll be sound as a pound. Take that, Swine Flu!

I just hope that NBC's Brian Williams doesn't find some way to ruin the greatest invention of our time for me:

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Here's to hoping that the "magical, chocolatey surprise" isn't what I now think it might be. Ewww....